steampunktendencies:

Sebastian Cruz Couture

pokemonmasterhaley:

trevenant:

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

fuckyahumor:

lawbreaker13:

I CHOKED

this is something

eevart:

Just thinking about people making year-end summaries of their accomplishments and also about reasons to keep yourself alive through the next year. Sorry, it’s a bit of a sappy comic.

[ patreon | commissions | eevachu.com ]                   do not remove comment

cyanicas:

swansongofuyulala:

lubricates:

Me: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!

Also me: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard.

A real bad bitch respects minimum wage workers

gallusrostromegalus:

vampiricyoshi:

neilnevins:

neilnevins:

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

I felt compelled

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

zacharylevis:

Hey, Cap, you hear me?
Cap, it’s Sam. You hear me?
On your left.

blackwaterworks:

Pokemon Anime since day fuckin one

asphalt-cocktail:

It has a nice ring to it

cabin3tman:

blindstargazer:

cabin3tman:

my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.

Explains how you bring light to everything around you too.

regbian:

injuries-in-dust:

regbian:

if she’s your girl why is she infiltrating area 51 with me

Because our relationship is good like that.

Because I love her, but don’t need to be by her side every minute.

Because she’s a healthy, well rounded, person with her own separate interests, that I fully support but don’t need to take part in.

thanks for respecting women bro